November 2011
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Hiatus
I’m sorry to say that The Funny Bible is on a bit of a hiatus at the moment. I just moved to Japan and will not have stable internet access for probably another month. If you would like to submit things, please do! Thank you for following, or for just reading. Until next time!
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Jesus Wants Christians to be Closeted
… Literally…
Matthew 6 (KJV)
1Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven.
2Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
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