The Funny Bible

Funny [fuhn-ee] adjective: 1. affording light mirth and laughter; 2. differing from the ordinary in a suspicious, perplexing, quaint, or eccentric way; 3. warranting suspicion; deceitful; underhanded.

Which is it?

For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.” (Matthew 19:12 ASV) 

Definition of eunuch: a man or boy deprived of the testes or external genitals.

This directly conflicts with Leviticus21:20-21 andDeuteronomy 23:1 which state that “No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the LORD.”